The Gigantic Tits of Aphrodite [SMITE Gameplay, PC]

The Gigantic Tits of Aphrodite [SMITE Gameplay, PC]

administration | January 24 - 2018

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In all seriousness, I see this new addition to the roster getting hit in the face with the nerf bat until her own mother doesn't recognize her anymore. She has absolutely mental sustain, a basically spammable ranged stun, and the ability to keep someone alive and full on mana nearly indefinitely, as well as giving them a free super-aegis every ult. Granted, she isn't much of a damage powerhouse, but she seems a little over the top to me. I've only played one game with her though, and nobody is super clear on how to fight her yet, so we'll see. It may just end up being a case of "kill the healer first, you fucking retard" and everyone will just focus down Aphrodites.

Anyway, she's a retardedly strong character and she is retardedly fun to play.

26 thoughts on “The Gigantic Tits of Aphrodite [SMITE Gameplay, PC]”

  1. actually
    Aphrodite is more like Zeus’s sister
    Kronos’s genitalia got cut off and tossed into the sea
    from the foam that rose there Aphrodite was born
    apparently

  2. But Aphrodite was born from the testicles of Oranos. She technically doesn’t have a father or a mother. So kissing Zeus is actually a o k

  3. This is why i like smite over LoL, you can play full support heal like hel or aphro or chang’e (not so much chang’e but hey) and be fine. in LoL, they’re literally ward whores, no defences, no attack, just wards and heals. so when the enemy jungler finds you, it’s a free kill. my most embarressing moment was when i first started, i tried to jungle with ne zha, found aphrodite in the jungle heading mid, and attacked. She killed me. XD

    1. +george daoud Actually, they are all ‘right’ there are four beliefs as to how she was born. “The first Venus [Aphrodite] is the daughter of Caelus [Ouranos] (Sky) and Dies [Hemera] (Day); I have seen her temple at Ellis. The second was engendered form the sea-foam, and as we are told became the mother by Mercurius [Hermes] of the second Cupidus [Eros]. The third is the daughter of Jupiter [Zeus] and Dione, who wedded Vulcanus [Hephaistos], but who is said to have been the mother of Anteros by Mars [Ares]. The fourth we obtained from Syria and Cyprus, and is called Astarte; it is recorded that she married Adonis.” – http://www.theoi.com/Olympios/AphroditeMyths.html#Birth

    2. +george daoud No, there are two or more versions of her origins.  I read it up and that she may also be the daughter of Zeus and Dione.

    1. +IHateYou12342 no she’s not she was created from the remains of oronos aka Zeus’s  grandfather after his pieces fell into the ocean and from sea foam she was created.

    2. Depending on what part of greek lore you read. She IS the daughter of Zeus and Hera in some texts. It’s…complicated 😛

  4. man i dnt remember when was the last time  i had a good laugh like this 😀 u sir u just got a new sub :))) well fcking done, well done! :)))

  5. Wow, I can’t tell if you’re being serious or you’re joking because if you’re being serious, than please learn how to type proper English before praising your own race lmfao.

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